welcome to horny terminal v1.69 – let’s get naughty

$ horny_terminal> booting from $ horny_terminal/...

$ horny_terminal> mmm, i’ve been waiting to be handled by you.

$ horny_terminal> [10%] sliding into your directories...

$ horny_terminal> [25%] scanning for hidden kinks...

$ horny_terminal> [50%] polishing those naughty scripts...

$ horny_terminal> [69%] uploading pure pleasure protocols...

$ horny_terminal> [100%] horny terminal is now fully loaded

$ horny_terminal> "ready to serve up some heat. what’s your pleasure?"

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